March 15, 2013
“The voice over is terrible, the audience will fall aslepp”
“This movie gets worse every screening”
“Deckard at the piano is interminable
“Ridley and crew have had three cuts and still have not done what was agreed, now they should do it themselves”
They did get one thing right though:
“The synagogue music is awful on the street, we must use Vangelis”
Written by Weiran Zhang who lives and works in Nottingham. You should follow him on Twitter.